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Some stories from this weekend... they get more entertaining as you continue to read :) I love my family....

FUNNY #1
Setting: In the hot tub (pool was really cold)

Mom: (frantic) Where are my sunglasses?!?!

Tim: Mrs. Lundy, they’re on your head…

Mom: oh…

(Time to take Mom’s drink away…)
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FUNNY #2
Setting: In the hot tub (again)

Stephanie: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!

Tim: Stephanie you can’t pull on the pampas grass like that, it will cut you.

Stephanie: Oh my gosh! This is really bad! Look how long the cut it is… Mom, do you think I need stitches??

(Mom and I look at each other and bust out laughing)

Stephanie: this is not funny, this is serious!

(still laughing)

Later that night, Stephanie still tries to justify why she needs stitches… honestly, her ‘deathly cut’ looked like a long paper cut…
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Funny #3
Setting: Driving to my house (in Montrose) with my little sister.

Ashley: The streets here are so different here, I don’t like it

Rachel: yeah, you’re not in the suburbs anymore, you’re in the city, its not all cookie-cutter.

Ashley: what city are we in?

(Pausing at my disbelief)

Rachel: Houston…

Ashley: so I live in the suburbs?

(Pausing again at what I am hearing – thinking to myself ‘is she serious?’)

Rachel: yes…

Ashley: but Katy is a city

Rachel: yes, it is a city, but it’s a suburb of Houston. Just like Sugar Land, The Woodlands, Tomball…

Ashley: oh… really?

(I give up)