It seems I cant go through a weekend without doing something embarrassing and/or clumsy. So what would make the beach weekend any different??
On the way to the beach house, Cheryl and I stopped at the grocery store to buy some food for the weekend. I needed eggs, and they were buy one, get one free – awesome! So I got two cartons of 1 ½ dozen eggs… harmless enough…
Still don’t know how I did this.. but as I was loading the groceries onto the conveyer belt, I somehow managed to grab the first carton, and only the top of the second carton… which sent 18 eggs crashing through the wire basket and all over the floor (and my foot).
I just froze.
Embarrassed.
Not a single egg survived.
On the way to the beach house, Cheryl and I stopped at the grocery store to buy some food for the weekend. I needed eggs, and they were buy one, get one free – awesome! So I got two cartons of 1 ½ dozen eggs… harmless enough…
Still don’t know how I did this.. but as I was loading the groceries onto the conveyer belt, I somehow managed to grab the first carton, and only the top of the second carton… which sent 18 eggs crashing through the wire basket and all over the floor (and my foot).
I just froze.
Embarrassed.
Not a single egg survived.
Thank goodness the grocery store workers thought this was hilarious and weren’t upset and even gave me a new carton free of charge :) 
Thank you Randall’s
Thank you Randall’s And I did not manage to take a SINGLE picture the whole weekend!!! Sorry!! But we all had a great time, perfect weather, and I think we all got a little burned :( Luckily, mine will turn into tan - because I am Italian, and Italians are the BPOE!!! :)
6 comments:
Still. Funny!
Oh wow! I think I might have had to laugh at you too!
Cant beleive you didnt take any pics!!! Glad to hear you had a great time though!!
(I am loving Twilight so far..I have it here at work to read at lunch too!!)
Oh, Rachel..that is hilarious!
And, your burn turning to a tan...I hate you for that..just a little bit!
OH no! At least you could find humor in it.
At least you were doing something "normal" when it happened...
Twice in the past 5 years or so, I have put the milk jug (gallon, both times FULL) on top of the fridge to get something else out behind it... yep, you know what's coming...
Then I opened the freezer door after forgetting the milk was up there... and by the way, milk jugs don't survive a 6 foot fall very well - busted right out the side and spread a full gallon of milk all over the kitchen floor...
All we need now is somebody who made a flour disaster, and we could get together and make FLOOR pancakes...
;-P
J/ (goteeman.blogspot.com)
HYSTERICAL and TOTALLY something I would do! :)
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