Monday, April 4, 2011

Bachelor #1

I had been single for quite some time so my friend Danielle said she was going to register me on an online dating site… She did everything, paid for it, created my profile, etc. I told her I would take it seriously and go out on these dates and meet the guys… well, if anything, I have some pretty funny blog entries for you! I am not going to post pictures, use names, or say which site I was registered on. But I am going to share with you some of my experiences…


Bachelor #1:

I had spoken to him on the phone for over 2 hours before we met and seemed to have an interest in each other… so I agreed to meet for my very first Internet dating experience…

He was nervous that he was running late so he literally RAN to the restaurant. I was already there seeing as I am always punctual… so my first impression of Bachelor #1 is completely awful. He is DRIPPING sweat – I mean it is seeping through his shirt, he is constantly wiping his forehead, it’s coming out of his sideburns… it was disgusting. He was like that for about 5 minutes before he excused himself to the bathroom to ‘dry off.’ I was trying to stay positive and continue on the date. He stayed dry the rest of the date (thank goodness).

I could probably write an entire book on this guy and he could maybe manage a paragraph on me… a conversation went something like “Vito is my dog, he’s a long-haired Chihuahua” “Oh Chihuahua’s blah blah” and it was like that pretty much the whole date… I guess he felt comfortable with me because he proceeded to tell me about when he was in college, he bought a fancy printer and made fake ID’s and sold them. He got in trouble with the Government about it, and told me all about how he managed to legally get out of it…. Maybe a little much for a first date?

Sorry Bachelor #1 – you don’t get a second date…

Stop by tomorrow for Bachelor #2!!

3 comments:

Erin said...

Ha! That's so horrible. Can't wait to read the next!

Stephanie said...

This one seems like so long ago. I remember losing my appetite when you told us about it. Haha!

Emily said...

That is hilarious! You told me he was all sweaty...but didn't mention the fake id stuff! Wow! Really something to brag about on a first date!